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Larry's Tourist Bios

Thanks to Simon for these bios

Super Mario World Characters

Name: Yoshi
Age: 20 (but speaks like a three-year-old
Favorite Video Game: Super Mario World 2 (was the star)
Likes: Food! (likes Wigglers best)
Hates: When he eats everything he can get his hands on and is still hungry
Quote: "Yoshi still hungry."
Rating: 4 out of 5
Yoshi is a dinosaur who helped Mario out when Mario was young and since then they have had a special bond. Yoshi is also the only good guy who's cool.

Name: Reznor
Age: 40
Likes: Anything hot
Hates: Anything cold, the other Reznors
Quote: (while arguing with other Reznor) "I'm the one who came closest to beating Mario."
Rating: 3 out of 5
Reznor are the bosses of the fortresses in Super Mario World and fight in fours. They're stronger than Boom Boom (although not individually) but are fairly easy to beat.

Name: Iggy Koopa
Age: 12
Likes: Working out at the gym
Hates: Roy
Quote: (while  cornered by Roy) "Why me?"
Rating: 6 out of 5
Iggy is the boss of castle #1 and is easy to beat. During the period of Super Mario World he was given control of Yoshi's Island because he was tired of being squashed  by giant Goombas.

Name: The Big Boo
Age: 178
Likes: Morton: (pays The Big Boo for listening to his speeches)
Hates: His afterlife (it is a very boring one)
Quote: "Fun? I count tiles and listen to speeches."
Rating: 2 out of 5
The Big Boo is the boss of the the Donut Plains' secret Ghost House. 100 years ago he was a Boom Boom but died of age. He became a Big Boo because of his skills and is the king of Boos. He lives a rather boring life and is easier to beat than he is to find.

Morton Koopa Jr.
Age: 10
Likes: Speeches, poetry, anything that includes talking, also wedding cake
Hates: The fact that no one enjoys his speeches other than Boos
Quote: "WEDDING CAKE!!!"
Rating: 5 out of 5
Morton was named after his grandfather, Morton Koopa Sr., who died a few days before Morton Jr. was born. Morton is the ruler of the Donut Plains, where there are many food factories making wedding cake for him. He isn't hard to beat but lay off him, he's my second favorite Koopaling.

Name: Dry Bones
Age: 90
Likes: Morton (see Big Boo)
Hates: His afterlife (also see Big Boo)
Quote: "I... re... mem... ber... what... I... was... go... ing... to... say."
Rating: 1 out of 5
Dry Bones are dead Koopa Troopas and like The Big Boo lead very boring lives (if you can call it that).

Name: Goomba
Age: 20 (though hard to tell)
Likes: The fact that he's stronger (slightly) in Super Mario World
Hates: Simon
Quote: "I hate you."
Rating: -1 out of 5.
Goombas put on some weight in Super Mario World, which worked to their advantage because stomping on them turned them over, allowing you to pick them up. Goombas are still as weak as ever and I can't remember ever dieing because of them.

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