1: You place cards on yourself and try to teleport to different places.
2: You sell yourself into slavery to get enough coins for a Promo card.
3: You eat a Rotten Mushroom when you get sick.
4: You try to evolve your pet lizard into a dragon.
5: When a teacher asks you about what action is happening in the Middle East, you say, "Well, yesterday, Roy KOed Morton only to be knocked out on the next turn by a Hot Foot, etc."
6: You make a master plan to kill anyone who has ever beat you.
7: You don't write strategy articles for the coins.
8: You e-mail Susan daily begging to be appointed a Lord or Lady.
9: You e-mail Susan begging to be appointed a Lady, and you're male.
10: You think this list is funny.

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